I make terrible jokes concerning underwear
So I have this pair of rainbow underwear that reminds me of the rainbow flag. So I call them my “gay day lingerie” (totally rhymes). So I was wearing them today and I’m wearing baggy sweat pants and my mom walked in, looked straight at them, looked up at me, shook her head and left the room. Mind you I was cackling cause I just love them. She then told me I was stupid for naming my underwear.
I also bought a pair of underwear with cats on it the other day. I held them up in the store, looked straight at my mom with a straight face, and told her “look mom, I got kitty cats for my kitty cat ;)”
We got in the car and she told me if I ever think about having sex and if the person I’m with doesn’t laugh even just a little, she told me to just walk away. (She told me I better wear those just for the sake of my joke)
I hope you laughed just as much as I did. God I missed my mom.
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label.
T H I S
If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow.
Ok, so I’m sitting here tying to fall asleep and failing miserably. Well anyway I just remembered something really hilarious. Anyone remember my ex boyfriend I talked about before once or twice? Well i let him meet my mom right?
So anyway I’m laying here in bed cracking up because I just remembered why my mom asked if I was gay.
So the night my parents met him, they went home a lot earlier than I did ( cause there was a bonfire ) so they went home and it was around midnight. My mom said that they couldn’t sleep and suddenly my step dad looks over at her and asks “is our daughter a lesbian? Because I would totally understand if she was. You don’t really think that she likes that guy as much as she says, and he’s just a cover up, right??”
So my mom told me that she sat there for a few minutes before she went “Damn it man, that makes more sense than I thought. I thought she was just that blind or there was another guy. Damn it, now I gotta KNOW”
He told her to ask me the next day in which she did.
Honestly, I’m pretty sure I’m bisexual, as I am attracted to both guys and girls.
That was also my answer to my mom.
I laughed pretty hard when I remembered this and I hope you find it kinda funny too lol